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Portable Document Philes


“How do you change a pedophile?”


“I have something that I need to make changes to. A pedophile.”

“Ahhh… I’m not sure what you mean?”

“You know, these pedophiles? Or what do you call them? PD files?”

“Oh. You mean Adobe Reader files? Like PDF?”

“Yes, yes. Pedophiles.”

Beware, the PD Bear.

May 20, 2010   Comments Off

The Iron Kitty

Some other people have, against my recommendation, adopted the feral kitty that used to live under my CHU. It’s pretty aggressive about getting attention, and attention in its mind means food. It tried to run into my CHU once but I stomped my feet and it backed off. I think my neighbor, before he left, was feeding it.

They claim it will kill mice, but I’m pretty sure that the cat is smart enough to know that mousing in 120°F heat is hard work and its a lot easier to sit inside the air conditioned hard shell tent and wait to be fed tuna and leftover chicken.

They have named the cat Margaret Scratcher.

That is all.

May 17, 2010   Comments Off