Portable Document Philes
Overheard:
“How do you change a pedophile?”
“What?”
“I have something that I need to make changes to. A pedophile.”
“Ahhh… I’m not sure what you mean?”
“You know, these pedophiles? Or what do you call them? PD files?”
“Oh. You mean Adobe Reader files? Like PDF?”
“Yes, yes. Pedophiles.”
Beware, the PD Bear.